Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I CAN MOONWALK!
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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