at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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