would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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