did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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