So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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