Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
