So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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