To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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