But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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