did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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