i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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