youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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