If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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