I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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