I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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