Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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