yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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