i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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