dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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