Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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