babies were throwing up all over the place
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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