we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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