NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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