It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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