Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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