So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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