I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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