I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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