they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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