How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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