I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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