So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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