WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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