I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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