I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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