they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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