Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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