i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
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I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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