do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
only you would photoshop your dick
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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