next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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