i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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