i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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