found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Will exercising make me less horny?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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