ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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