Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
