So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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