I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
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THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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