Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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