wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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