I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
