I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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