Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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