he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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