If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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