Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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